buttercup looks like Hitler
MEIN DIAPER IST POOPY.
oh my god tumblr
do you ever just crave someone’s presence? like you would literally be happy just sitting next to them. it could be completely silent and it would just be magical to be there with them.
Where did I go wrong I lost a friend
……oh right it was that game of mario kart
one of my coworkers got a call (i work in a call center/tech support) from a customer that was really scared because supposedly the mafia was hacking her computer and they were stalking her…when finally my coworker took remote control of the computer he couldn’t stop laughing because
The video version of Underage Smut: It IS Illegal!
Lots of hard eye rolls in this one. Maybe because I’m just so done with this topic. GET LEARNED. BE EDUCATED.
This needs to be made more public to RPers. Thanks, most of the people I write with are of age and have no desire WHATSOEVER to be labeled a sex offender. This is why it’s so damned important that you all be honest about your age. Sex is not that important.
imagine if you woke up and your name was your url and you looked exactly like your icon
SO SOME ASSHOLE GOT HOLD OF MY PHONE AND CHANGE ALL MY CONTACT NAMES, ICONS AND RINGTONES TO THIS FUCKING THING
SO NOW WHENEVER I GET A CALL MY PHONE THINKS IT’S BEING ALL CUTE LIKE “it is a mystery >O>” FUCK YOU MAN
This is a blessed post and that ringtone is the cutest thing bUT I CAN NEVER FIND THE FUCKING POsT FOR LIKE FIVE YEARS
Nah yo… Fuck that
soccer players never fail to amaze me
I think this Is from Shaolin soccer. The rawest soccer movie ever made
it is, and let’s not forget these gems
That last one, though lol
- child I am babysitting: How do you get grownup teeth?
- me: You lose your baby teeth
- child I am babysitting: they fall out!?
- me: they fall out
- child I am babysitting: do you still have your baby eyes?
- child I am babysitting: or did they fall out
- me: you keep the same eyes all your life
- child I am babysitting: *touches eyes* whoa